Face Explosion

Me:  "Haaaa---chuuuuu".

Gianne: "Whoa that was serious."

Me: "I know.  It felt like an explosion IN MY FACE!"

Gianne:  "... yeahhhhhh, you should probably never use that combination of words again".

Five minutes later the tree kicker was getting angered probably something inconsequential like the mating season of birds.

Gianne:  "He's upset again".


Me: "Who?"


Gianne:  "Banana guy."


Me:  "Oh, you mean cashew guy?"


Gianne:  "yeah."


Me: "Oh he's always screaming about something.  Serial Killer, though, he always looks angry too but instead he just holds it in.  One day he's going to explode."

Gianne:  "In your face?"

I wish I thought about my words before I said them.